I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me
All the douchebags in my phone
Play 'em like a slot machine, if they're winning, I'm just losing
A boy who's jacked and kindCan't find his ass to save my life
Oh, it's slim pickinsIf I can't have the one I love, I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'Just to get my fixinsSince the good ones are deceased or takenI'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
Jesus, what's a girl to do?This boy doesn't even know the difference between there, their, and they areYet he's naked in my roomMissin' all the things he's missin', God knows that he isn't livin' large
A boy who's nice that breathesI swear he's nowhere to be seen
It's slim pickinsIf I can't have the one I love, I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'Just to get my fixingsSince the good ones are deceased or takenI'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
Moaning and bitchin'
Since the good ones call their exes wastedAnd since the Lord forgot my gay awakenin'Then I'll just be here in the kitchen servin' up some moanin' and bitchin'